Aliti, no swiping!

Stolen from Kate’s

1. Name something you use in the shower?
soap

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
a cup

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
bird poo

4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
viagra

5. What’s another word for blemish?
zit

6. Something you’d cook in the microwave?
rice

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
a sofa

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
bragging rights

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
lick his privates

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Rabbit test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
being helpful

12. Name a phrase with the word ‘Home’ in it?
driving home

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
boxing

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day?
a quiz

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
puffy eyes

16. Name something found under a car?
oil

17. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat?
flamingo

18. Name something that gets folded?
paper

19. Name what happened to this question?
I sold it on eBay

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
a pencil

Till then…

+1

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to meeeee,

Happy birthday to me!

 Yup, I’m a year older today. AND baby is doing great!

Till then…

That little tingling feeling

I know my wife is pregnant. I know I am going to be a dad. But the most funny, heart-warming, funny tingling feeling is when I hear my daughter say “my brother”.

She’s such a sweetie!

Till then…

Stolen, not tagged…

territerri has this meme on her blog. I don’t know many people here yet, but it’s been a while since I did one of these and it’s the first one here. So, here we go with “The Book Meme”:

• Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. (No cheating!)
• Find Page 123.
• Find the first 5 sentences.
• Post the next 3 sentences.
• Tag 5 people.

The book closest to me is “Shaken NOT Stirred” by Anistatia R. Miller & Jared M. Brown. It’s a history and recipe book for martinis.
Turning to page 123, and getting passed the required first five sentences, I read:

“Besides, clear drinks are another obvious fashion-conscious plus: you don’t have to concern yourself with color coordinating your most visible accessory.

Our own variation -the Anastasia- uses 2 oz. (60 ml) Stoli^® Kafya Vodka and 1 oz. (30 ml) Stoli^® Vanil Vodka.

The spicier Patricia Petrosk mixes 2 oz. (60 ml) Stoli^® Kafya Vodka, 1 oz. (30 ml) Stoli^® Vanil Vodka and 1 dash Stoli^® Zinamon Vodka.“

Now you have what it takes to have a some fun tonight. Always in moderation, of course.

Till then…

Some help for us…

 I found this out there while “stumbling”:

12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

Can you do it? Because I sure can’t!

Till then…

Is this loud enough?

A shout out for my cyberespace daughter, although she has forgotten about me…

Magzilla 25’s channel

Till then…